December 2011
glorious dinosaur steed: DEAR WAITRESS IN THIS... →
whitepajamas:
I’M PRETTY SURE YOU ARE CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGED TO PRETEND TO LIKE ME. I’M PRETTY SURE WHEN I SAT DOWN IN THIS STORE, WE ENTERED INTO A SACRED COVENANT WITH ONE ANOTHER, IN WHICH YOU HAVE TO PRETEND TO LIKE ME, AND I HAVE TO WALK THE FINE LINE BETWEEN “FRIENDLY CUSTOMER” AND “SLEAZY OLD MAN” - A…
